Warmacheen Wing

Ilhan and RogerWhoDoesn'tText came by for some games and sex haberdashery. Ilhan and I got in a game of Warmacheen, Trolls vs. Cygnar. I brought a list I was deliberating over earlier:

eMadrak Ironhide, World Ender
- Pyre Troll
- Dire Troll Mauler

Kriel Warriors (Leader and 9 Grunts)
- Kriel Warrior Standard Bearer & Piper

Krielstone Bearer and 5 Stone Scribes
- Krielstone Stone Scribe Elder

Trollkin Champions (Leader and 4 Grunts)
- Skaldi Bonehammer


and Ilhamfist rocked his jardkorr eHaley list:

Major Victoria Haley
 - Lancer

Black 13th Gun Mage Strike Team

Sword Knights (Leader and 9 Grunts)
 - Centurion

 - Ironclad
 - Sword Knight Officer & Standard

Trencher Infantry (Leader and 5 Grunts)

He managed to wipe out all but one of the Kriel Warriors, kill off two champs, leaving 2-3 remaining health on the rest, and take eMadrak down to 8 health. On the other hand, one Champ managed to kill the Ironclad on his own with two attacks on 5 dice each with Blood Fury. The game ended with the Mauler with an open charge lane to eHaley on one end and three Champs and Skaldi on the other.

We then played a quick game of X-Wing, 120 points. I can't remember anything from what we ran except Ilhan took Vader, Howler, and Back Stabber and some other dudes. I took Wedge, Dutch, Horton, and a Gold Squadron pilot. He kicked my ass and proceeded to roll Roger.

 The Imperials facing down a lone Y-Wing. This is how both games ended, hahah.

Lisa and Boy arrived just in time for some Cards Against Humanity. Some extremely offensive notables from the night:

Jew-fros and Free Samples

Auschwitz and a web of lies

Black People and White People

The profoundly handicapped and Kanye West

BATMAN!!!

Chicks With Dicks

Breast Augmentation

and of course, a big black dick.

Cards Against Humanity was made specifically for people with scrupulous morals and ethics, as well as slightly (extremely) racist individuals. Its awesome.